A Walking Contradiction
Tea is my life | Books have always been my friends | Please don't be shy to ask me stuff |
tasty-cancer:

Thanks, cheshire

foxnewsofficial:

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake


sorry:

The only advantage of exercising every day is that you die slightly healthier.

(Source: sorry)


bastille:

*having gay sex*
Me: dude this is so gay

(Source: )


elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

(Source: demonicdorothy)


allteensrelate:

Coming home from school like 

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please don’tme when a whole bunch of enemies start attacking me on video games  (via pudingu)

(Source: r18emalf)


bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you


desactivated:

when you see a pen on the ground and you steal it

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(Source: duplicatable)